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Rules

Rules are meant to be broken in my opinion and rules ruin my life, so I'll keep it simple.

1. Link back. Duh. I'm sure everyone knows how to create a text link so I shan't elaborate. There won't be any cute buttons or whatnot, mainly because I don't know how those things work, and also because, well, what the hell's the point? So a text link would do fine. Put it in a review page, main page, or links page. The usual drill.

2. Have more than ten entries for me to read. If you have a few hundred of them I will try to read as many as humanly possible but don't blame me if I get bored. I'm not known for having a long attention span.

3. You may tYpE lIkE ThIs if you so desire, you may mispel wurdz on purpuz, but don't blame me if I slag you off.

4. Any type of diary is fine. Locked diaries, please provide a username and password.

5. You may not request a reviewer because there's only me and I don't intend to rope in any more people because I don't do teamwork and because I'm self-centered and like to hear myself talk, so this is a solo project. Isn't that fantastic? I think so too.

That's about it.

November 9, 2003

6. This is not a rule, but it would be nice if I got a note back saying that a review was read, so that, well, so that I'd know it's been read. If I'm wasting my time, I'd like to know that too. Thanks.

November 18, 2003

7. This is also not a rule, but it would be nice too if you could comment on the layout. (A tip: kissing my arse won't get you anywhere.) That applied only to Version Two.

8. No re-reviews. Don't waste my time.

November 27, 2003

9. For crying out loud people, the name of this site, as can be seen from the damn layout itself, is not cause-i-can, cause-i-can reviews, Because I Can reviews or what have you. It's called Because I Can. Fullstop. Simple as that. Thank you.

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